I just couldn't help myself

I have seen this meme on a few different blogs (A cup full of Sunshine
The Girls who Married a Bear, ThriftCandy) recently and couldn't help but do one myself.

If I was a month, I’d be April.

If I was a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I was a time of day, I’d be the dead of night.
If I was a planet, I’d rather be a star.

If I was an animal, I’d be a cat.

If I was a direction, I’d be north.

If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be an oak desk.
If I was a liquid, I’d be hot tea.

If I was a gemstone, I’d be a moonstone or amethyst.
If I was a tree, I’d be an oak or a fern (not a tree, I know).

If I was a tool, I’d be a fork.

If I was a flower, I’d be a poppy.

If I was a kind of weather, I’d be a misty day.
If I was a musical instrument, I’d be a bell.
If I was a color, I’d be purple.

If I was an emotion, I’d be curiosity.

If I was a fruit, I’d be a fig.

If I was a sound, I’d be the sound of rain.
If I was an element, I’d be wind.
If I was a car, I’d be a 67’ Mustang.

If I was a food, I’d be hearty and vegetarian.

If I was a place, I’d be a cozy book nook or window seat.
If I was a material, I’d be denim.
If I was a taste, I’d be bitter.
If I was a scent, I’d be the smell of nag champa.

(source: starry sky/poppies/chair)

spring poem

spring is sweet

spring is cute

it kinda makes me want to puke

some of the things I love/want that are the antitheses of cute, sweet, and pastel

Tree & Kimball Necklace
H.P. Lovecraft
Bonadrag

necklaces

Morbid Anatomy

Black Sabbath

Boyfriend's Artwork

skull mask (graduation present)

I did make cupcakes today though

and I made dal too

(curried lentils)
~Ghetto Fabulous Dal~
(dried ingredients, on hand stuff, and no measurements)

• soaked and washed lentils
• water
  
• 2 dashes dried onion
• a few good dashes of curry powder
  
• 1 cube vegan bullion
• olive oil (2tbs?)
  
• last few spoon fulls of roasted tomato salsa
• two hand fulls of washed and torn baby spinach

Bring lentils and water to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 10 mins. Add other ingredients except spinach and simmer for another 10 add more water if needed. Add spinach, stir, remove form heat, serve!
Yummy!

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."

- Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar