I just couldn't help myself

I have seen this meme on a few different blogs (A cup full of Sunshine
The Girls who Married a Bear, ThriftCandy) recently and couldn't help but do one myself.

If I was a month, I’d be April.

If I was a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I was a time of day, I’d be the dead of night.
If I was a planet, I’d rather be a star.

If I was an animal, I’d be a cat.

If I was a direction, I’d be north.

If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be an oak desk.
If I was a liquid, I’d be hot tea.

If I was a gemstone, I’d be a moonstone or amethyst.
If I was a tree, I’d be an oak or a fern (not a tree, I know).

If I was a tool, I’d be a fork.

If I was a flower, I’d be a poppy.

If I was a kind of weather, I’d be a misty day.
If I was a musical instrument, I’d be a bell.
If I was a color, I’d be purple.

If I was an emotion, I’d be curiosity.

If I was a fruit, I’d be a fig.

If I was a sound, I’d be the sound of rain.
If I was an element, I’d be wind.
If I was a car, I’d be a 67’ Mustang.

If I was a food, I’d be hearty and vegetarian.

If I was a place, I’d be a cozy book nook or window seat.
If I was a material, I’d be denim.
If I was a taste, I’d be bitter.
If I was a scent, I’d be the smell of nag champa.

(source: starry sky/poppies/chair)